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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s

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I have three possible dinners to make, all delicious, all including something sauteed. 

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So I’m just sitting here, and this starts playing on my ITunes, and everything turns dramatic and I imagined a montage of people sobbing.

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